Der Tag X

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22. Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so, e-mail us)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 16, 2064
at the age of 80 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (19%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Loneliness (7%)
Drowning (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


11053687 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 189726 people claim to have leprosy.