Adventskalender 2017

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Heute mal kein Filmchen sondern A little Weihnachtsgedicht

When the snow falls wunderbar
and the kinder happy are,
when glatteis is on the street
and we all a glühwein need,
then you know, es ist soweit
she is here, the weihnachtszeit.
Every Parkhaus ist besetzt,
weil die people fahren jetzt
all to kaufhof, mediamarkt,
kriegen nearly herzinfarkt.
Shopping hirnverbrannte things
and the christmasglocke rings.
Mother in the kitchen bakes,
schoko-, nuss- and mandelkeks.
Daddy in the nebenraum
Schmücks a riesen weihnachtsbaum.
He is hanging on the balls
When he from the leiter falls.
Finally the kinderlein
to the zimmer kommen rein
and it sing the family
schauerlich: „Oh christmastree“.
And a jeder in the house
Is packing the geschenke aus.
Mama finds under the tanne
A super neue teflonpfanne.
Papa gets schlips and socken
Everbody does frohlocken.
President speaks in TV
all around his harmonie
bis mother in the kitchen runs,
in ofen burns the weihnachtsgans.
And so comes the feuerwehr
With Tatü Tata daher.
And they bring a long, long schlauch
And a long, long Leiter auch.

Then they schrei: „Wasser Marsch!“
CHRISTMAS NOW IS IN THE ARSCH!
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