Witz: Bush

[TMOA]

George W. Bush and Tony Blair are standing and talking together in a bar. The bartender asks them what they are talking about. "We are planning world war 3", answers Bush. "Ooohh" says the bartender. "What are the plans"? "We will kill 14 millions of Muslims and 1 IT consultant", Bush replies.

The bartender looks very surprised and after a few seconds he says: "1 IT consultant ??? Why ??"

George W. Bush puts his hand on the shoulder of Tony Blair, and says "What did I tell you? Nobody will ask about the Muslims!"