Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 2, 2010
at the age of 36 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Electrolysis (36%)
Loneliness (27%)
Homicide (16%)
Alcoholism (16%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)
wuupsi...*g*... dabei rasier ich mich doch garnicht in der Badewanne, jedenfalls nicht elektrisch.. grins..
hmm.. zu 86 % pure und 17 % un-intelligent... wer glaubt mir das?? ICH glaubs schon nicht..
StressTest:
It's just as we suspected. You exhibit a stress percentage of
43%
which is about what you deserve. This is only an average score for someone of your age and sex.
Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
one of your friends.
consciousness.
Q.E.D.
GenderTest:
Zitat:
REALLY?
You know, for every question, we track very carefully what each gender answers. This allows us to guess with the utmost accuracy what you are. And in the rare case where we guess incorrectly (like now), we have the opportunity to learn from nature's mistake. You.
People like you, who walk the scary line between man and woman, are *very* helpful in understanding exactly what it means to be human. Thanks, and good luck.
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...argl.....