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Misappropriated Star Wars Quotes: Episode II
11. "Sometimes you eat the wookiee, and sometimes, well, he eats you."
10. "No, Obi-Wan, I expect you to die!"
09. "One time... at clone camp..."
08. "My name is Luke Skywalker. You are my father. Prepare to die."
07. "I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Alderaan. If things go right I might be showing her my Obi-face. You know: Oh. Oh. Obi-wan."
06. "You're the Emperor? I thought you'd be taller."
05. "I'll get you, my Jedi... and your little droid R2!"
04. "Yes you did, Qui-Gon. You tried to fuck him. And Darth Maul don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Maul."
03. "Saturday, Anakin, is Shabbos, the Jedi day of rest. That means that I don't duel, I don't get in a landspeeder, I don't ride in a landspeeder, I don't reprogram the droids, I don't turn on my lightsaber, and I sure as shit DONT FUCKING ROLL! SHOMER SHABBOS!"
02. "If you want to be a Jedi, you've got to REALLY hate the Empire"
01. "Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Yoda, Windu, Kenobi? Morons!"
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Misappropriated Star Wars Quotes
11. "That's no moon. It's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos."
10. "All right, but apart from the sanitation droids, bionic limbs, hyper-drive, moisture vaporators, galactic order, abolisment of slavery, star charts, the compact and efficient central government and interplanetary free trade, what has the Empire ever done for us?"
[Die Anspielung fand ich besoders geil
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09. "Ani, do you like movies about Jedi Knights?"
08. *lieber zensiert
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07. "I have this friend and he waved his hand and told the cable guy you will give me free cable and then he got all the movie channels for free. You ever hear of anything like that?"
06. "The greatest trick the Sith Lords ever pulled was convincing the world they didn't exist."
05. "There's a big snake in the trash, Luke! I hate snakes!"
04. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Death Star!"
03. "The first rule of the rebel alliance is we don't talk about the rebel alliance."
02. "You know, like light saber skills, mind control skills, droid hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."
01. "I love my dead gay droid."
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